Five benefits of kissing:
1. Changes taste,
2. Burns calories,
3. Lips never get dried,
4. Relieves stress,
5. Makes face much stronger.
So keep kissing
Loading ...If the day comes when I die,
And I go up in the sky,
As I am there so far…
I’ll write your name on every star,
So you look up and see,
How much you really mean to me…
Loading ...I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garten,
I asked for a tree, he gave me a forest,
I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean,
I asked for an angel, he gave me you!
Loading ...I reached into my pocket -
I found nothing.
I reached into my wallet -
I found some coins.
I reached into my heart
And I found you!
Then I realised how rich I am…
Loading ...A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
Loading ...At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
Loading ...Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Loading ...Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!
Loading ...Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.
Loading ...Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!
Loading ...For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?”
Loading ...If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel
Loading ...My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
Loading ...Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it?
Loading ...One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Loading ...Read in a hospital… The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
Loading ...Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
Loading ...Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
(Įvertinimo dar nėra) Loading ...The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
(Įvertinimo dar nėra) Loading ...The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
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