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I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!... Skaityti toliau
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I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!... Skaityti toliau
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You should know what it takes to look this cheap!... Skaityti toliau
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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.... Skaityti toliau
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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number.... Skaityti toliau
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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!... Skaityti toliau
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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!... Skaityti toliau
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster... Skaityti toliau
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A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home... Skaityti toliau